Ontario is letting people hang out their laundry again!
Oh my..oh hee-hee-hee--oh, what a hoot!
Isn't this another case of money talks, bullshit walks?? Or maybe you'll see it flapping in the breeze on your neighbor's clothesline?
Sometime, somehow, those of the almighty-mucky-muck, perhaps in Ottawa, (perhaps in Rosedale) deemed THE SIGHT OF clean laundry hanging outside offensive. Clean laundry must not be seen in public, an obsene practice -- it must be banned so as not to offend.
Never mind that using AIR to dry laundry has been done since Adam and Eve had to rinse out their fig leaves...
But wait !!! Electricity and oil have gone up in price. Being environmentally aware is trendy.
Saving money might even be trendy now...(I'll have to look into that one, that requires further study!)
Yes, people in Ontario are allowed to hang their laundry in public once again!!
..no more underground laundry air-drying over the backs of chairs...
...No more desperate foiled attempts of setting up wire clothes racks in the basement next to the dehumidifier ..
...No more playing the rounds of "just one more hanger" on the shower curtain rod, 'til you stand and tremble in fear that this time you've overloaded it, and the rod, curtain and your blessed laundry come crashing to the tub..
My fellow Canadians living in Ontario:
Come out and wave your dainties to the public with pride, I say!
You too can live like some of us out east do, and proudly display your dainties, and freshly washed dirties on the clotheslines in the backyards of the Promised Lands.
So now I'll tell you my dirty secret. Or should I say, my CLEAN one.
I have two dead dryers in my basement.
I know how many hangers I can hang on the shower curtain rod before that puppy will dive for the floor. I have conducted many studies on that one.
I hang my laundry up over the woodstove in the winter! GAK! Heat my home and dry my clothes with the same appliance, and its run by WOOD, a renewable resource??!! GAK! How dare I, what a brazen hussy, living below the poverty line like that!! Not using up the oil they're sucking out of the sand in Alberta nor the stuff they're sucking out from under the ocean offshore Newfoundland??!!
(As an aside - We only use 750 kwh a month in our house as it is, I don't think I could afford to pay for any more!!! Hear about the constant electricity rates going up out here in New Brunswick?? But do our incomes go up to compensate for that?? NooooOOooOOOooo!! )
And I hang the laundry.....are you ready for this.......in my livingroom!!
'Course, now that its April, I use my clothesline.
I have three of them, actually.
And I hang my bras and panties out there too. They're just clothes, they're no boobies in them ;-)
Isn't this another case of money talks, bullshit walks?? Or maybe you'll see it flapping in the breeze on your neighbor's clothesline?
Sometime, somehow, those of the almighty-mucky-muck, perhaps in Ottawa, (perhaps in Rosedale) deemed THE SIGHT OF clean laundry hanging outside offensive. Clean laundry must not be seen in public, an obsene practice -- it must be banned so as not to offend.
Never mind that using AIR to dry laundry has been done since Adam and Eve had to rinse out their fig leaves...
But wait !!! Electricity and oil have gone up in price. Being environmentally aware is trendy.
Saving money might even be trendy now...(I'll have to look into that one, that requires further study!)
Yes, people in Ontario are allowed to hang their laundry in public once again!!
..no more underground laundry air-drying over the backs of chairs...
...No more desperate foiled attempts of setting up wire clothes racks in the basement next to the dehumidifier ..
...No more playing the rounds of "just one more hanger" on the shower curtain rod, 'til you stand and tremble in fear that this time you've overloaded it, and the rod, curtain and your blessed laundry come crashing to the tub..
My fellow Canadians living in Ontario:
Come out and wave your dainties to the public with pride, I say!
You too can live like some of us out east do, and proudly display your dainties, and freshly washed dirties on the clotheslines in the backyards of the Promised Lands.
So now I'll tell you my dirty secret. Or should I say, my CLEAN one.
I have two dead dryers in my basement.
I know how many hangers I can hang on the shower curtain rod before that puppy will dive for the floor. I have conducted many studies on that one.
I hang my laundry up over the woodstove in the winter! GAK! Heat my home and dry my clothes with the same appliance, and its run by WOOD, a renewable resource??!! GAK! How dare I, what a brazen hussy, living below the poverty line like that!! Not using up the oil they're sucking out of the sand in Alberta nor the stuff they're sucking out from under the ocean offshore Newfoundland??!!
(As an aside - We only use 750 kwh a month in our house as it is, I don't think I could afford to pay for any more!!! Hear about the constant electricity rates going up out here in New Brunswick?? But do our incomes go up to compensate for that?? NooooOOooOOOooo!! )
And I hang the laundry.....are you ready for this.......in my livingroom!!
'Course, now that its April, I use my clothesline.
I have three of them, actually.
And I hang my bras and panties out there too. They're just clothes, they're no boobies in them ;-)
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